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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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[0] => If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 and ship it anyways...
[1] => Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
[2] => SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
[3] => My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
[4] => If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
[5] => It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
[6] => Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
[7] => Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.
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