quotes.php
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<h1>Random Computer Quotes</h1>
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$theArray = array();
$theArray[] = "If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 and ship it anyways...";
$theArray[] = "Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.";
$theArray[] = "SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.";
$theArray[] = "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.";
$theArray[] = "If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.";
$theArray[] = "It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.";
$theArray[] = "Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.";
$theArray[] = "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.";
print $theArray[rand(0,7)];
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