ifComparison.php
Source of ifComparison.php
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<title>ifComparison</title>
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<p>You are working on a software project. Let's see how you do...</p>
<?php
$tensDie = rand(1,10);
$onesDie = rand(1,10);
print "<p><img src=\"10sided$tensDie.png\" /><img src=\"10sided$onesDie.png\" /><br />";
if($onesDie == 10)
$onesDie = 0;//if ones die == 10, make it zero.
if($tensDie == 10){
if($onesDie != 0){
print "You rolled a $onesDie</p>";
}else{
print "You rolled 100!</p>";
}
}else{
print "Your rolled $tensDie$onesDie</p>";
}
print "<p>";
if($tensDie != 10){
if($tensDie <= 4){
print "Your project is a failure. It is $tensDie years late and " . $onesDie . "00% over budget before it finally gets canceled. All of your co-workers are disgruntled and send each other's code to worsethanfailure.com";
}else if($tensDie <= 7){
print "Your project is only a partial success. It is " . $tensDie * 3 . " months late and " . $onesDie . "0% over budget. It is never incredibly successfuly implemented, but it puts food on the table.";
}else if($tensDie < 9){
print "Your project is a success. It is only $tensDie weeks late and has " . $onesDie . "% of the features originally planned, but it survives through " . ($tensDie + $onesDie) . " more releases before it is obsolete.";
}else{
print "Your project is a huge success! ";
if($onesDie == 9){
print " It is purchased by Google, and you are snatched up along with it. You lucky entrepreneur you...";
}else{
print " It remains an industry standard for the next $onesDie years, making you filthy rich.";
}
}
} else {
if($onesDie == 0){
print "When you were born, your mother christened you \"William Gates\", and the rest is history.";
}else{
print "Someone burns your office down and you lose your job. Better luck next time.";
}
}
print "</p>";
?>
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